Crass - Best Before - Sheepfarming in the Falklands - Lyrics, Music, Songs

Artist: Crass

Album: Best Before (1986)

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Fuck off to the Falklands for your sea-faring fun
Big man's jerk off dreamland, looking down the barrel of a gun
Friggin' in the riggin' another imperialist farce
Another page of British history to wipe the national arse
The royals donated Prince Andrew as a show of their support
Was it just luck the only ship that wasn't struck was the one on which he fought?
Three cheers for good old Andy, let's take a pic for his mum
And stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal album
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Onward Thatcher's soldiers, it's your job to fight...
And, you know, I don't really give a toss if the cause is wrong or right,
My political neck means more to me than the lives of a thousand men,
If I felt it might be of use to me I'd do it all over again.
The Falklands was really a coverup job to obscured the mistakes I've made,
And you know I think gamble I took could certainly be said to have paid.
With unemployment at an all-time high and the country falling apart
I, Winston Thatcher, reign supreme in this great nations' heart.
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
While the men who fought her battles are still expected to suffer
Thatcher proves in parliament that she's just a fucking nutter
The iron lady's proved her metal, has struck with her fist of steel
Has proved that a heart that is made out of lead is a heart that doesn't feel
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Now Thatcher says... Oh raunchy Ron, we've fought our war
Now it's your turn to prove yourself in El Salvador
I've employed Micheal Heseltine to deal with P.R.
He's an absolute prick, but a media star
He'll advocate the wisdom of our cruise missile plan
Then at last I'll have a penis just like every other man
They can call it penis envy, but they'll pay the price for it...
But the peasants are hungry Mags, Let them eat shit
Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming
Who the fuck cares, we're all having fun?
Mums and dads happy as their kids play with guns
The media loved it, when all's said and done...
Britain's bulldog's off the leash said the Sun
As the Argies and Brits got crippled or died
The bulldog turned around and crapped in our eyes.
Brit wit, hypocrite, don't you yet realise
You're not playing with toys, you're playing with lives...
You piss straight up in your self-righteous rage
Wilfs, goms and gimps in the nuclear age
Four minute warning, what a shock,
Well balls to you rocket cock
You're old and you're ill and you're soon going to die
You've got nothing to lose if you fill up the skies
You'd take us all with you, yeah, it's tough at the top
You slop bucket, shit filled, puss ridden, death pimp snot..YAH FUCK

The Feeding Of The 5000 (1978)


$album.title
  1. Asylum
  2. Do They Owe Us A Living? (Well?...Do They?)
  3. End Result
  4. They've Got Bomb
  5. Punk Is Dead
  6. Reject Of Society
  7. General Bacardi
  8. Banned From The Roxy
  9. G's Song
  10. Fight War, Not Wars
  11. Women
  12. Securicor
  13. Sucks
  14. You Pay
  15. Angels
  16. What A Shame
  17. So What
  18. Banned From The Roxy
  19. Do They Owe Us A Living- (Well- Do They-)
  20. Fight War, Not Wars
  21. General Bacardi
  22. Reject Of Society

Stations Of The Crass (1979)


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  1. Mother Earth
  2. White Punks On Hope
  3. You've Got Big Hands
  4. Darling
  5. System
  6. Big Man, Big M.A.N.
  7. Hurry Up Garry (The Parsons Farted)
  8. Fun Going On
  9. Crutch Of Society
  10. Heard Too Much About
  11. Chairman Of The Bored
  12. Tired
  13. Walls (Fun In The Oven)
  14. Upright Citizen
  15. The Gasman Cometh
  16. Demoncrats
  17. Contaminational Power
  18. Time Out
  19. I Ain't Thick, It's Just A Trick
  20. Big Man, Big M A N
  21. Chairman Of The Bored
  22. Crutch Of Society
  23. Heard Too Much About
  24. The Gasman Cometh
  25. Upright Citizen
  26. Walls (Fun In The Oven)
  27. White Punks On Hope

Penis Envy (1981)


$album.title
  1. Bata Motel
  2. Systematic Death
  3. Poison In A Pretty Pill
  4. What The Fuck?
  5. Where Next Columbus?
  6. Berkertex Bribe
  7. Smother Love
  8. Health Surface
  9. Dry Weather
  10. Our Wedding
  11. Yes Sir, I Will
  12. Berkertex Bribe
  13. Poison In A Pretty Pill
  14. Systematic Death
  15. What The Fuck-
  16. Where Next Columbus-

Christ - The Album (1982)


$album.title
  1. Have A Nice Day
  2. Mother Love
  3. Nineteen Eighty Bore
  4. I Know There Is Love
  5. Beg Your Pardon
  6. Birth Control 'n' Rock 'n' Roll
  7. Reality Whitewash
  8. It's The Greatest Working Class Rip-Off
  9. Deadhead
  10. You Can Be Who?
  11. Buy Now Pay As You Go
  12. Rival Tribal Revel Rebel (Pt. 2)
  13. Bumhooler
  14. Sentimental (White Feathers)
  15. Major General Despair
  16. Buy Now Pay As You Go
  17. I Know There Is Love
  18. Major General Despair
  19. Nineteen Eighty Bore
  20. Reality Whitewash
  21. Rival Tribal Revel Rebel (Pt 2)
  22. You Can Be Who-

Best Before (1986)


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  1. Do They Owe Us A Living?
  2. Major General Despair
  3. Angela Rippon
  4. Reality Asylum
  5. Shaved Women
  6. Bloody Revolutions
  7. Nagasaki Nightmare
  8. Big A, Little A
  9. Rival Tribal Rebel Revel
  10. Sheepfarming in the Falklands
  11. How Does It Feel?
  12. Immortal Death
  13. Don't Tell Me You Care
  14. Gotcha
  15. You're Already Dead
  16. Nagasaki Is Yesterday's Dog-End
  17. Don't Get Caught
  18. Smash The Mac
  19. Bloody Revolutions
  20. Do They Owe Us A Living-
  21. How Does It Feel-
  22. Major General Despair
  23. Nagasaki Nightmare
  24. Rival Tribal Rebel Revel

Yes Sir, I Will


  1. Yes Sir, I Will

Miscellaneous Tracks


  1. Angels
  2. Asylum
  3. Banned from the Roxy
  4. Bata Motel
  5. Beg Your Pardon
  6. Berkertex Bribe
  7. Big a Little A
  8. Birth Control
  9. Bloody Revolutions
  10. Bumhooler
  11. Buy Now, Pay As You Go
  12. Chairman of the Bored
  13. Contaminational Power
  14. Crutch of Society
  15. Darling
  16. Deadhead
  17. Demoncrats
  18. Do They Owe Us A Living?
  19. Dry Weather
  20. End Result
  21. Fun Going On
  22. General Bacardi
  23. Gs Song
  24. Have A Nice Day
  25. Health Surface
  26. Heard Too Much About
  27. Hurry up Garry
  28. I Know There Is Love
  29. Major General Despair
  30. Mother Earth
  31. Mother Love
  32. Nineteen Eighty Bore
  33. Poison In A Pretty Pill
  34. Punk is Dead
  35. Reality Asylum
  36. Reality Whitewash
  37. Reject
  38. Reject Of Society
  39. Rival Tribal Rebel Revels
  40. Securicor
  41. Sentiment
  42. Smash The Mac
  43. Smother Love
  44. So What
  45. Sucks
  46. System
  47. Systematic Death
  48. The Gasman Cometh
  49. The Greatest Working Class Rip Off
  50. Theyve Got a Bomb
  51. Time Out
  52. Tired
  53. Upright Citizen
  54. What a Shame
  55. What the Fuck
  56. Where Next Columbus
  57. White Punks on Hope
  58. Women
  59. You Can Be Who?
  60. You Pay
  61. Youve Got Big Hands

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