Eminem - The Best Of Eminem - The Real Slim Shady - Lyrics, Music, Songs

Artist: Eminem

Album: The Best Of Eminem (2001)

The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the...
Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
{Eminem's vocal turntable} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes

1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do so Fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world
how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Repeat 1

I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Repeat 1
Repeat 1

Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Infinite (1997)


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  1. Infinite
  2. It's OK 
  3. 313 
  4. Tonight
  5. Maxine
  6. Open Mic
  7. Never 2 Far
  8. Searchin' 
  9. Backstabber 
  10. Jealousy Woes II 

Slim Shady EP (1999)


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  1. Low, Down, Dirty
  2. If I Had...
  3. Just Don't Give a Fuck
  4. Just the Two of Us
  5. No One's Iller Than Me
  6. Murder Murder
  7. If I Had... (Radio Edit)
  8. Just the Two of Us (Radio Edit)

The Slim Shady (1999)


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  1. Public Service Announcement
  2. My Name Is
  3. Guilty Conscience
  4. Brain Damage
  5. Paul
  6. If I Had
  7. '97 Bonnie & Clyde
  8. Bitch
  9. Role Model
  10. Lounge
  11. My Fault
  12. Ken Kaniff
  13. Cum On Everybody
  14. Rock Bottom
  15. Just Don't Give a Fuck
  16. Soap
  17. As the World Turns
  18. I'm Shady
  19. Bad Meets Evil
  20. Still Don't Give a Fuck

Marshall Mathers (2000)


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  1. Public Service Announcement 2000
  2. Kill You
  3. Stan
  4. Paul (Skit)
  5. Who Knew
  6. Steve Berman
  7. The Way I Am
  8. The Real Slim Shady
  9. Remember Me?
  10. I'm Back
  11. Marshall Mathers
  12. Ken Kaniff (Skit)
  13. Drug Ballad
  14. Amityville
  15. Bitch Please II
  16. Kim
  17. Under The Influence
  18. Criminal
  19. The Kids

Off The Wall (2000)


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  1. Dead Wrong
  2. Off The Wall
  3. If I Get Locked Up Tonight
  4. Stir Crazy
  5. Hellbound
  6. Shit On You
  7. Rush Ya Clique
  8. Murder Murder
  9. The Kids
  10. We Shine
  11. Turn Me Loose
  12. Murder, Murder

Fucking Crazy (2000)


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  1. Forget About Dre
  2. Nuttin' to Do
  3. Watch Dees
  4. 3 Verses
  5. Scary Movies
  6. Get You Mad
  7. Fuck Off
  8. The Anthem
  9. Busa Rhyme
  10. Flyest Material
  11. My Name Is
  12. Nuttin' to Do

The Best Of Eminem (2001)


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  1. The Way I Am
  2. Stan
  3. The Real Slim Shady
  4. Dead Wrong
  5. Bad Influence
  6. If I Get Locked Up Tonight
  7. Stir Crazy
  8. Hellbound
  9. Murder Murder
  10. Quitter
  11. Shit On You
  12. Turn Me Loose
  13. Criminal
  14. Just Don't Give a Fuck

Platinum Collection (2001)


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  1. The Real Slim Shady
  2. Guilty Conscience
  3. Criminal
  4. My Name Is
  5. Any Man
  6. Busa Rhyme
  7. '97 Bonnie & Clyde
  8. Bad Influence
  9. Role Model
  10. Marshall Mathers
  11. Just Don't Give a Fuck
  12. Forget About Dre
  13. Dead Wrong
  14. Bitch Please II
  15. Rock Bottom
  16. Kill You
  17. Turn Me Loose

The Eminem Show (2002)


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  1. White America
  2. Business
  3. Cleanin Out My Closet
  4. Square Dance
  5. The Kiss (Skit)
  6. Soldier
  7. Say Goodbye Hollywood
  8. Drips
  9. Without Me
  10. Paul Rosenberg (Skit)
  11. Sing For The Moment
  12. Superman
  13. Hailie's Song
  14. Steve Berman (Skit)
  15. When The Music Stops
  16. Say What You Say
  17. Till I Collapse
  18. My Dad's Gone Crazy
  19. Curtains Close
  20. The Kiss
  21. Paul Rosenberg
  22. Hailie's Song
  23. Steve Berman
  24. My Dad's Gone Crazy
  25. Curtain'

Straight From The Lab EP (2003)


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  1. Monkey See, Monkey Do
  2. We As Americans
  3. I Love You More
  4. Can I Bitch
  5. Bully
  6. Come On In
  7. Doe Ray Me

Encore (2004)


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  1. Curtains Up (Encore Version)
  2. Evil Deeds
  3. Never Enough
  4. Yellow Brick Road
  5. Like Toy Soldiers
  6. Mosh
  7. Puke
  8. My 1st Single
  9. Paul (Skit)
  10. Rain Man
  11. Big Weenie
  12. Em Calls Paul (Skit)
  13. Just Lose It
  14. Ass Like That
  15. Spend Some Time
  16. Mockingbird
  17. Crazy In Love
  18. One Shot 2 Shot
  19. Encore / Curtains Down
  20. We As Americans
  21. Love You More
  22. Ricky Ticky Toc
  23. My First Single
  24. I Love You More

Miscellaneous Tracks


  1. One Last Time
  2. I Remember
  3. Trife Thieves
  4. We're Still #1 Freestyle
  5. Rap Superstar
  6. When To Stand Up
  7. What's The Difference
  8. The Last Hit
  9. Three Six Five
  10. Eminem And Dilated Peoples Freestyle
  11. Get Back
  12. Murder Murder (Remix)
  13. Just Rhymin Wit Proof
  14. Wake Up Show Freestyle
  15. My Name Is (Bootleg)
  16. My Name Is (Radio-Video Edit)
  17. Hailie's Revenge
  18. Bump Heads
  19. Hail Mary 2003 (Ja Rule Diss)
  20. 8 Mile
  21. Lose Yourself
  22. 8 Mile Freestyle vs "Lickty Spilt"
  23. 8 Mile Freestyle Pt.II vs "Lotto"
  24. 8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc"
  25. Invasion (The Realest)
  26. The Sauce
  27. Sweet Home Alabama
  28. Nail In The Coffin
  29. Love Me
  30. Stimulate
  31. Run Rabbit Run
  32. My Fault (Pizza Mix)
  33. Hailie's Revenge
  34. '97 Bonnnie And Clyde
  35. 3 Questions
  36. 313 (Feat. Eye Kyu)
  37. 313 - Infinite
  38. 8 Mile (G-Unit Remix Feat. Tony Yayo And Lloyd Ban
  39. 8 Mile - Lotto Vs. Rabbit
  40. 8 Mile - The Lunch Truck
  41. 8 Mile B-Rabbit On The Roof Top
  42. 8 Mile Battle V Papa Doc
  43. 8 Mile Battle Vs. Lyckity Splyt
  44. 8 Mile Dvd Unseen B-Rabbit Vs. Diffusion
  45. 8 Mile Dvd Unseen B-Rabbit Vs. Marv One
  46. 8 Mile Freestyle (Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc
  47. 8 Mile Road
  48. 8 Mile Road - Remix (Feat. 50 Cent And G-Unit)
  49. 8 Mile- All Freestyles With Free World
  50. 8 Mile- Chin Tiki Parking Lot Rap
  51. 8 Mile-Chin Tiki Fat Guy Rap
  52. A Few Different Frestyles (Authentic)
  53. Addicted
  54. Ail In The Coffin
  55. B Rabbit Vs Papa Doc
  56. B-Rabbit Freestyle On The Roof
  57. Baby Come Back
  58. Ballad
  59. Battleing
  60. Becuas You Love Me
  61. Before Your Love
  62. Benzino Diss
  63. Benzino Diss--Nail In The Coffin
  64. Bibi
  65. Bitch Please
  66. Biterphobia
  67. Blazin Squad-Superstar
  68. Brabbit Vs. Papa Dac (Eminem)
  69. Brads Freestyle
  70. Broken Down
  71. Bud Up Yo
  72. Bunny Rabbit Freestyle
  73. Bus A Rhyme (Feat. Missy Elliot)
  74. Business (Dirty)
  75. C-Bitch Has Fallen For Dopey-D
  76. Carnage
  77. Caught In The Middle
  78. Cheddar Bob Freestyle
  79. Cheese
  80. Chevy's Life
  81. Christmas Stan (Parody)
  82. Cleanen' Out My Closet
  83. Cleaning Out My Closet... ( I'm Sorry Mama )
  84. Criminal (Who U Thought I Was)
  85. Crush
  86. Cruz
  87. Curtains Close (Skit)
  88. Daddy Don't Go
  89. Dads Gone Crazy
  90. Damb Hommie
  91. Dance Nation - Words
  92. Dans La Peau D'Un Dealer
  93. Daria Theme Song
  94. Dear Marshall-Eminem's Mom
  95. Detroit Grammar
  96. Dig It (Disney Version)
  97. Dig It (Disney)
  98. Dig It (This Is The Right One Off Thecd)
  99. Diss Me
  100. Do You Have Scissors?
  101. Don't Approach Me
  102. Don't Mess With My Man
  103. Drips Feat Obie Trice
  104. Drugs Gotta Hold Of Me
  105. Dumb Shit
  106. Dun You Love Me Coon? (Feat. Dr Dre)
  107. Eight Mile Road
  108. El Rasismo
  109. Eminem - Rabbit Vs. Poppa Doc End Battle From 8 Mi
  110. Eminem Feat. J-Black, Masta Ase
  111. Eminem Freestyle - Live In Detroit
  112. Eminem Vs Lotto(Freestyle Version)
  113. Eminem Vs. Lotto
  114. Eminem- Lotto Vs. Rabbit (8-Mile Freestyle)
  115. Eminem-Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  116. Escape
  117. Fat Joe
  118. Final Battle (From 8 Mile)
  119. Final Battle Rabbit Vs Pappa Doc
  120. Finals
  121. Find My Way
  122. For The Moment
  123. For You Only
  124. Forgot About Dre
  125. Freestyle
  126. Freestyle (Elected For Ten Terms)
  127. Freestyle (Speed Racer..)
  128. Freestyle 2
  129. Freestyle Battle
  130. Freestyle By Lil P
  131. Freestyle Wit Evidence
  132. Freestyle~Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc
  133. Freestyling
  134. Friends
  135. Fuck Slim
  136. Fuck You
  137. Fuck You Freestyle
  138. Funny Songs
  139. Game Name
  140. Get U Mad
  141. Gettin Sometin
  142. Ghetto Superstar
  143. Girls
  144. Go To Sleep
  145. Guilty Concience
  146. Guilty Conscience(Music Vid)
  147. Hail Mary
  148. Hail Mary (Ja Rule Diss)
  149. Hail Mary 2003
  150. Hail Mary Remix
  151. Hailey's Song
  152. Hailie's Song(Edited)
  153. Haylies Song
  154. Hella Good
  155. Hellbound (Unedited)
  156. Hos Dig дr Jag Underbar
  157. Hoy
  158. I Ain't Goin' Out Like Trakk
  159. I Can't Wait
  160. I H8 U
  161. I Just Don't Give A Fuck (Slim Shady Ep)
  162. I Live At Home In A Trailer
  163. I Live At Home In A Trailer (8 Mile Soundtrack)
  164. I Love You Mamma
  165. I Still Don't Give A Fuck
  166. I'll Shit On You
  167. I'm Ok
  168. Ignition(Remix)
  169. Im Comin
  170. In Da Club Remix
  171. In Da Pub
  172. Infinate
  173. Infinite (Correct Version)
  174. Invasion (Realest Label)
  175. Invasion (We The Reales Lablel)
  176. It's Tricky
  177. Itsy Bitsy
  178. J-Rump U Make Me Sick (Dopey-Dying Mix)
  179. Jet Remix/War
  180. Jingle Bells
  181. Joe Nichols-The Impossible
  182. Just A Little
  183. Just Rhymin Wit Mc Proof
  184. Keep Talkinґ
  185. Kids
  186. Kll Whitey
  187. Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
  188. Lily's Lullaby (8 Mile)
  189. Lolo
  190. Lose Yourself (Corey Mo Remix)
  191. Lose Yourself (Radio Version)
  192. Lose Yourself (Soundtrack 8 Mile)
  193. Lose Yourself Vs Mundian To Bach Ke Rahi
  194. Love You
  195. Lunatics
  196. Lunch Truck
  197. Lunch Truck (8 Mile)
  198. Lunch Truck Freestyle (Soundtrack 8 Mile)
  199. Luv Me
  200. Many Men
  201. Maxine (Feat. Danaun Porter And 3)
  202. Me And Him
  203. Moo Moo Chaw
  204. More Then The Bitch
  205. Mother Mother
  206. My Daddy's Gone Crazy
  207. My Falt
  208. My Fuckin' Headfone (Also Known As Yeah,Yeah,Bitch
  209. My Name
  210. My Name Is (Bootleg Version)
  211. My Name Is (Clean)
  212. My Name Is (From Stan Single [Uk])
  213. My Name Is.. (Radio/Video Edit)
  214. My Name Is....(Rammstein/South Park Remix)
  215. My Rap
  216. My Words Are Weapons
  217. Nail In The Coffin By Eminem(Benzino Diss)
  218. Nail In The Coffin(Benzino Diss)
  219. Never Loved...
  220. Nothing Can Change This Love
  221. Number 1
  222. Ode To A Lost Love (Uncut)
  223. Off The Wall (Feat. Redman)
  224. Oh Yea
  225. On My Own
  226. Only When I Sleep
  227. Open Mic (Feat. Thyme)
  228. Our House
  229. P.I.M.P.
  230. Pain
  231. Papa Doc Battle It's Great
  232. Papa Doc Vs Shorty Mike (8 Mile Freestyle)
  233. Papa Doc Vs. Shorty Mike
  234. Patiently Waiting
  235. Paul (First Version)
  236. Pierdeme El Respeto
  237. Pills {[(Freestyle)]}
  238. Pimp Juice
  239. Plant Rap
  240. Poop
  241. Popular On The Porch
  242. Pretzel's Freestyle
  243. Psa 2000
  244. Purple Hills
  245. Purple Pills
  246. R. Kelly Ignition (Remix)
  247. Rabbit In Parking Lot Outside The Chin Tiki (8 Mil
  248. Rabbit Vs Lickety Split (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  249. Rabbit Vs. Lotto(Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  250. Rabbit Vs. Pap Doc
  251. Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  252. Radio Freestyle
  253. Rap Game
  254. Rap Game (Eminem's Verse)
  255. Rata De Dos Patas
  256. Real Slim Santa - Parody
  257. Real Slim Shady
  258. Renegade
  259. Rhyming Skills
  260. Right Here Next To You
  261. Rise And Fall
  262. Rock City
  263. Rockville
  264. Say My Name
  265. Scary Movie
  266. Shady Records
  267. Shrek
  268. Sing For The Moment (Clean)
  269. Sing For The Moment (Dirty)
  270. Sing For The Moment (I Spent Hours Gettin These Ly
  271. Slim Shady
  272. Slim Shady (The Best Text)
  273. Soldier (Dirty Version)
  274. Sometimes
  275. Soundtrack 8 Mile
  276. Square Dance With Me
  277. Stan De Eminem
  278. Stan Writes Santa (Parody)
  279. Stephanie
  280. Steve Berman (Not In Marshal Mathers Lp)
  281. Steve Berman (Skit The Eminem Show)
  282. Still Don't Give A F**K
  283. Stimulate (8 Mile)
  284. Stimulate (Soundtrack 8 Mile)
  285. Stir Crazy (Feat. Madd Rapper)
  286. Street Cred
  287. Stupid Rap
  288. Superman (Album Version)
  289. Superman (Dirty Version)
  290. Superman (Edited Version)
  291. Surrounded By Hoes
  292. Suteki Da Ne
  293. Suteki Da Ne (Translation)
  294. Sweet Home Alabama (8 Mile Movie Version)
  295. Sweet Home Alabama Freesstyle Rap
  296. Sweet Home Alabama Freestyle
  297. Sweet Home Alabame Freestyle
  298. T'Hof Van Commerce
  299. Take It Or Leave It
  300. The Battle In The Lunch Line
  301. The Battle Song
  302. The Conspiracy
  303. The Conspiracy (Dirty)
  304. The Cripple Convention [8 Mile The Movie]
  305. The Kids(Explicit)
  306. The Moment
  307. The Original
  308. The Real You
  309. The Realist (Feat. 50 Cent And B.I.G. Radio Versio
  310. The Sauce By Eminem(Benzino Diss)
  311. The Showdown
  312. The Way I Am By Eminem
  313. Tickle Tickle Tickle! (Dopey-D Feat. Dr. Ross)
  314. Till Hell Freezes Over
  315. Till I Collaspe
  316. Till' I Collapse(Edited)
  317. Tiny Dancer
  318. Tonite
  319. Tragic Ending
  320. Trick Or Treat
  321. Two Of You
  322. Tylenol Island
  323. Under The Influencee
  324. Valora
  325. Verbal Suicide
  326. Wait A Minute Featuring Lil' Kim
  327. Wait For Me
  328. Watch Deez (Feat. Thirstin Howl III)
  329. We All Die Someday
  330. We All Die Someday F/50 Cent,Obie Trice,Lloyd Bank
  331. We Are The Dark Clan
  332. We The Realest Label
  333. We The Realest Label (Invasion)
  334. We The Realest Label (Revised)
  335. What If I Was White
  336. What The Beat
  337. What You Say
  338. What's Tha Beat
  339. When You Lie Next To Me
  340. White America (Dirty)
  341. Wild One
  342. Without Me (Dirty Version)
  343. Without Me (Music Video Version)
  344. Without Me (Unedited)
  345. Without Me Skit With Ken (The Eminem Show Cd)
  346. Words Are Weapons
  347. Worst Come To Worst
  348. Wurst Cumz 2 Wurst (Eminem Remix)
  349. Y'All Can Kiss My Ass
  350. Zelda Rap (Remix)

Slim Shady (Explicit)


  1. As The World Turns
  2. Bitch
  3. Cum On Everybody
  4. Lounge
  5. Paul
  6. Public Service Announcement
  7. Soap

8 MILE


$album.title
  1. Lose Yourself
  2. 8 Mile
  3. Run Rabbit Run
  4. Love Me
  5. Sweet Home Alabama
  6. 8 Mile Freestyle vs "Lickty Spilt"
  7. 8 Mile Freestyle Pt.II vs "Lotto"
  8. 8 Mile Freestyle Pt.III vs "Papa Doc"

THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP


$album.title
  1. Kill You
  2. Stan
  3. Who Knew
  4. The Way I Am
  5. The Real Slim Shady
  6. I'm Back
  7. Marshall Mathers
  8. Drug Ballad
  9. Bitch Please II
  10. Kim
  11. Criminal

THE SLIM SHADY LP


$album.title
  1. My Name Is
  2. Brain Damage
  3. If I Had
  4. '97 Bonnie & Clyde
  5. Role Model
  6. My Fault
  7. Cum On Everybody
  8. Rock Bottom
  9. Just Don't Give A Fuck
  10. As The World Turns
  11. I'm Shady
  12. Still Don't Give A Fuck

THE SLIM SHADY EP


  1. Low, Down, Dirty
  2. If I Had...
  3. I Just Don't Give a Fuck
  4. Just the Two of Us
  5. Murder Murder
  6. Infinite
  7. Tonight
  8. Never 2 Far
  9. Searchin'
  10. Backstabber

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