Hoobastank - Basketball Shorts - Naked Jock Man - Lyrics, Music, Songs

Artist: Hoobastank

Album: Basketball Shorts (1998)

Me and my friends kickin' in the household
Tryin' to figure out thoughts start to unfold
Nothing to do or see I can't understand
Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan
Car alarm system too expensive to buy
But not if you're gonna hire this guy
With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand
Cock in sock, it's the naked jock man
Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked, Man
Tall dark man going to break into my car
With Naked Jock Man he ain't gonna get far
Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up
He jumps to the ground
What the fuck's that?
I can hear him scream in fright
Naked Jock Man just ruined his night
You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in
Cause he'll get you in the end
He's the Naked Jock Man
And he's after Dan
Naked Jock Man
R-Y-A-N
Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man
Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman
Want the jock man to show his face
He's the next bitch on Melrose Place
Naked Jock Man was just a big joke
Now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows
The people want to know
They're willing to die
Who the fuck is that guy?

Basketball Shorts (1998)

1. Earthsick
2. Foot In Your Mouth
3. Karma Patrol
4. Stuck Without A Voice
5. Can I Buy You A Drink
6. Naked Jock Man
7. Our Song
8. The Mirror
9. Educated Fool
10. The Dance That Broke My Jaw
11. Can I Buy You A Drink?

Hoobastank (2001)

1. Crawling In The Dark
2. Remember Me
3. Running Away
4. Pieces
5. Let You Know
6. Better
7. Ready For You
8. Up And Gone
9. Too Little Too Late
10. Hello Again
11. To Be With You
12. Give It Back

The Reason (2003)

1. Same Direction
2. Out Of Control
3. What Happened To Us?
4. Escape
5. Just One
6. Lucky
7. From The Heart
8. The Reason
9. Let It Out
10. Unaffected
11. Never There
12. Disappear

Miscellaneous Tracks

1. Connected
2. Did You
3. Right Before Your Eyes
4. Paper Promises
5. End Of Our Rope
6. Divine
7. Tin Walls
8. Now Or Never
9. Losing My Grip
10. Never Saw It Coming
11. Open Your Eyes
12. My Grip
13. The Critic
14. Up And Gone (Acoustic)

Reason

1. Disappear
2. Escape
3. From The Heart
4. Just One
5. Let It Out
6. Lucky
7. Never There
8. Out Of Control
9. Same Direction
10. The Reason
11. Unaffected
12. What Happened To Us-