Kottonmouth Kings - Royal Highness - Me & My Skate - Lyrics, Music, Songs

Artist: Kottonmouth Kings

Album: Royal Highness (1998)

Me And My Skate

Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.
Oh shit, ah damn, well what's happenin here? Damn helicopters
And all I saw was some little skater kid
Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.
Oh man, I'll check the news
And find out what the hell's happenin here. Hola como estas?
Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,
This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California,
No shit, where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and our
chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous
Kottonmouth Kommittee,
Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd.
DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and
authorities
For being a nusiance to society. Approach with caution,
DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance.

Its me and my skate, skate
In this world of hate and confusion
I sweat all day to create an illusion
Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it
You can be a bong tokin alcoholic
Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly
And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me
After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got
To escape the realness of reality
I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
They say sobriety's the answer to society
I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me
I say it twice but they just can't relate
I guess its fate, my boards my mate
Just, just me and my skate

In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint,
also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte, was caught by survalence
camera
At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange
Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of
cigarettes.
The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken
rowdyness,
Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on
Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of
alcohol.

Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison.
Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism
Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations
But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin
My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.
So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.
like a beer like marijuana.
She said Hi Saint my name's Luana.
Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home?
Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?
But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated
When I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated.
Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,
I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.

Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommitte
case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp
Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges
Ranging from obsenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake
ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.
Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to
Quote 'Crucify those young punks.'

Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that
The Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back
I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track
I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack
Too many vices and insane extremities
I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies
Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5
Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries
Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk
Just wanna get upon a mic and let my skills start to flex
Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and
I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone
Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker
All the more confused with mi vida loca
Late night toker, indo smokers
Hey hey daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy x
Let your skills flex
Hey hey daddy x daddy x
hey daddy x, put those fools in check
Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here
Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer
Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that
I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max
So when you see daddy x in your vicinity
Pass the pipe, pass the j, say what's up?
I'm out, peace
Me (me) me and my skate, my skate, my skate, my skate
My mate my skate
Me (me) me and my skate, my skate
My skate my mate in this world of hate

After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,
The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large,
Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5
In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen from
A trailer park complex earlier today.
The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding
high.
That's our local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens.
I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob.

Royal Highness (1998)

1. Bong Tokin' Alcoholics
2. Play On
3. Suburban Life
4. Life Ain't What It Seems
5. So High
6. Big Hoss
7. Spies
8. Bump
9. Dog's Life
10. Misunderstood
11. Dirt Slang
12. What's Your Trip
13. High Society
14. Psychedelic Funk
15. Me & My Skate
16. Discombobulated
17. Planet Budtron
18. Me And My Skate
19. Bong Tokin' Alcoholics
20. Life Ain't What It Seems
21. Dogs Life
22. Whats Your Trip?
23. Splinter

Hidden Stash (1999)

1. Frontline
2. Roll It Up
3. Everyday
4. Love Songs
5. Shouts Going Out
6. Three Horny Devils
7. Freaks of the Industry
8. Nightlife
9. Pimp Twist
10. 1605 Life
11. 3 Horny Devils
12. Front Line
13. Night Life
14. Old (Go High)

High Society (2000)

1. Here We Go Again
2. First Class
3. Day Dreamin' Fazes
4. The Joint
5. Good As Gold
6. Face Facts
7. Peace Not Greed
8. The Lottery
9. Round & Round
10. King's Blend
11. We The People
12. Elevated Sounds
13. Un Xplanetory
14. Wickit Klowns
15. Coffee Shop
16. Size Of An Ant
17. Anarchy Through Capitolism
18. Crucial
19. Kings Blend
20. Kona Gold Greeting
21. Round And Round
22. UnXplanetory
23. Wicket Klownz
24. Daydreamin' Fazes
25. King's Blend
26. Cupid's Dead

Hidden Stash II: The Kream Of The Krop (2001)

1. Killa Kali
2. Welcome To The Suburbs
3. Tell Me Why
4. Dying Daze
5. Life Rolls On
6. Paid Vacation
7. Things I Do
8. Bi-Polar
9. New Destination
10. Brain On Drugs (Interlude)
11. All About The Weed
12. Family Trees
13. On The Run
14. My Mind Playin' Tricks On Me
15. My Mind Playin' Tricks On Me

Rollin' Stoned (2002)

1. Sleepers
2. Full Throttle
3. 4-2-0
4. Enjoy
5. Positive Vibes
6. Zero Tolerance
7. Float Away
8. Pushin' Limits
9. Rest Of My Life
10. Living In Fear
11. Sub-Noize Rats
12. Strange Dayz
13. Tangerine Sky
14. Built To Last
15. Waking Dream
16. Soul Surfin'
17. Endless Highway
18. Light It Up

Fire It Up (2004)

1. UndaGround Movement
2. Fire It Up
3. Legalize Freedom
4. In Da House
5. Bring It On
6. Outcast
7. Angry Youth
8. The Deal
9. Whose The Criminal
10. Eye Of The Storm
11. Bad Habits
12. Johnny's Gotta Problem
13. Life Styles
14. Let's Fuck
15. Down 4 Da Krown
16. Leave Us Alone
17. UR Done
18. Skunk One
19. Live Today
20. Rip The Night Away
21. Johnny's Gotta Problem
22. Let's Fuck

Miscellaneous Tracks

1. Bump(Remix, Radio Edit)
2. Pumpkin Carver
3. Bump (Remix, Radio Edit)
4. Live Your Life(Forget The Future)
5. Shit For Brains
6. Unexplanatory
7. Wicket Clowns

Hidden Stash 2

1. All About The Weed
2. Bi - Polar
3. Brain On Drugs
4. Dying Daze
5. Family Trees
6. Killa Kali
7. Life Rolls On
8. New Destination
9. On The Run
10. Paid Vacation
11. Tell Me Why
12. Things I Do
13. Welcome To The Suburbs

ROLLIN STONED

1. Sleepers
2. Full Throttle
3. 4-2-0
4. Enjoy
5. Positive Vibes
6. Zero Tolerance
7. Float Away
8. Pushin' Limits
9. Rest Of My Life
10. Living In Fear
11. Sub-Noize Rats
12. Strange Dayz
13. Tangerine Sky
14. Built To Last
15. Waking Dream
16. Soul Surfin'
17. Endless Highway
18. Light It Up